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My husband Danny and I have a favorite cashier at our neighborhood grocery store.  He is hilarious.  (I've already told one story about him.)  So this evening I went to his line, there was a man in front of me buying pipe tobacco.  When our favorite cashier was helping me, the man came back and got back in line behind me.  The following conversation ensued....

Funny Cashier:  You are already back?

Man:  Yeah, this tobacco has been opened.  It's all dry out.

Funny Cashier:  Oh yeah, you wouldn't want that, it will hurt your heart.

Man:  Excuse me?

Funny Cashier:  Yeah, it's the dry stuff that will hurt you.

Man:  (half laughing) Umm, yeah right.  It is suppose to stick more when you pull it out.

Funny Cashier:  Oh wait, no, all of it will hurt your heart.

(Me busting up laughing, because I couldn't believe he just said that.)

Funny Cashier:  Well, if you are going to hurt your heart, might as well get the better stuff.

So I did feel kind of bad for the guy, because he looked extremely uncomfortable, but still kind of funny.
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  1. grammawoodJanuary 31, 2011 at 1:31 PM

    Sounds like grocery shopping is never dull for you.

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  2. UnknownFebruary 1, 2011 at 12:28 PM

    it's really these moments and delightful gems that make life worth living.

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